dude are you seriously eating macarons? looks like two buttcheeks and backsack. *realizes i’m in a french bakery and all the frenchmen just kind of look at each other and nod with an eyebrow raised like yes zis is ze pointe*

bro i had not even posted this for 2 seconds and it already got the disco elysium tag

"And so I went into the studio," Jordan continued. "And it was very awkward, as I made sounds like 'mmm' and 'ahh'. And then I kissed my hand a whole lot."   

But he got the job done, and now he just hopes that everyone playing the game appreciates all the effort he put into helping make it happen—and keeps his very specific but vital role in the game in mind as they play.

"You think about that," he said. "You mull that over as you run around, you little horny perverts, with your little perverted roleplays, you randy bastards. You think of me."

my absolutely favorite thing about the barbie movie is that at no point whatsoever it explains how the mattel employes know about barbieland like imagine starting your new job on mattel and the first thing they tell you on orientation is

"yeah barbieland is real and we've had incidents in the past with a doll coming into the real world please see page 7 of your employee handbook for reference also if you wander into a random room on the 17th floor and meet a nice old lady don't mind her it is just the ghost of our founder"

Not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing (drift compatible)

Neurodivergent people love pacific rim bc its basic theses are “two besties who share a braincell can pilot a mecha” and “what if crab was big”

Between Ryan Gosling Ken and Benoit Blanc I'm starting to think that it's some sort of animal abuse to keep casting big name actors in stoic macho manly man rolls instead of giving them goofy little guys to play. Like look at them their coats are shiny, they seem so much more lively and energetic. We need to make sure all actors have enough goofy little guys to play before peta gets involved.

this clip fucking killed me

undersea animals when a whale dies

mech with “student driver” stickers slapped all over it

I'm sorry I'm not over this yet

Imagine being a marine biologist and a marine biology comes to visit you but you're not home 😭😭

she's everything to me